Status Updates From The String of Pearls (Origi...

151: i love a trauma bonded found family, but where is minna gray!

"You don't mention me." / "Oh, that is because you know you are of no sort of consequence at all. You are nobody." / "Thank you!"

150: HE IS SO STUPID. OMG. NO SURVIVAL INSTINCTS.

does slovett count as a mob wife

149: insane game of hide and seek.. he could go through the church.. he could make his way to bell yard.. he could climb onto a roof again.. thinking about that one time crotchet got in through the window or smth..

147: holy surveillance state. artificial strength and the pollution of wood hmpfhgfh

stodd and slovett used to laugh the same and now they can't even look each other in the eye..💔🚬

"I have got something on my mind."
"It stands on a very small place, then."

144: such a gross feeling :') give it back! n it's so cozy n domestic n they'll accompany each other on the way to the afterlife..

143: i'm still thinking about the concept of houses as bodies, bricks as bones, the invasion of slovett's house, stodd now staring at his old self/house. it's like almost vaguely body horror. plus with his disguise, where even is the real stodd?

"Mr. So-and-so's watch was as well known as Mr. So-and-so himself" so i never did end up learning about thing theory but this feels like what i feel like thing theory is

142: he can never make up his damn mind

"you or I must die" brilliant

did anybody ever find slovett's secret stash btw

141: they're making friend group combinations that have never existed before! mrs. johanna ingestrie! feels like we watched her grow up

140: indeed the world moves too fast now :( loved that third to last paragraph

139: omg you people are so useless. no one knows how to make friends. see according to my memory slovett was never going to kill anyone, she was just going to take her money and leave and that's why she deserves to determine how and when she dies and that's why she gets to say goodbye instead of pleading to god and that's why she gets to die prettily in a fluffy dress and

138: what i'd do to have slovett in these scenes. also the concept of eating n shitting

137: i'm guessing i'll have two good years... before another shiny thing appears! :(

wait no not arabella. minna gray. you people are all becoming the same person.

DNF

I found the dialogue to be super draining and quite boring after a while
Joanna feels like repetitive filler and her dialogue reflects that