Status Updates From La Momia (Ramses el maldito...

Anne Rice should never have been allowed to pick up a pen after this

they're already kissing ok skimming starts now

Elliot has a whole sugar mommy

god this book could've been so great but now he's looking at her breasts

hey at least she has good discernment

ok she's already describing Ramses as handsome wrap this story up immediately

he's in your house how are you gonna let him tell you what to do lmfao

British people in fiction announcing everyone's titles to address them is my biggest pet peeve cause no one talks like that in real life

“Don’t be absurd, Rita. Bring me some coffee, like a good girl.”

don't talk to your maid like that? 💀

I'm not making this up
“And the mummy, it seemed to move in the brightening light, as if responding to the heat. To sigh almost like a flower opening. What a tantalizing illusion.”

this prose to throws as many adjectives into the most mundane descriptions as it can

Christ that chapter was 50 pages long and it switched POV just as many times. Can we just get to Ramses already

every character so far is so incredibly dim that it's making this a hard read

ramses buried alive... cleopatra and her asps... this really is just imhotep and anck lmfao