Status Updates From Marriage of Inconvenience (...

I’m a the verge of a mental breakdown so thanks Penny!

If I had the opportunity to chop my arms off right now I would do it in a heartbeat because it would be less painful than dealing with these big bites. And you might say Emily stop being dramatic yeah well my one bite is the size of a baseball right now and I’m feeling an itching burning from my wrist to my shoulder so I think I earned the write to be a little dramatic. It’s so painful I can’t even read rn

I just want to get to the part where they get married