Status Updates From AWM[绝地求生]

“Hell is empty and desolate; Qi Zui is in the mortal realm.”

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST LINE EVER 😭 i totally understand why qi zui was voted one of the four most shameless gongs. he says and does the most wildest things without a care in the world. respect..

Second hand embarrassment on pg50.
I hate you Drunk
Had to go touch grass, like give me a leeway, I just started😭🙏🏻

Now I have one wish: I beg the heavens, in recognition of my hard work, to grant us a divine circle. We don’t need many, just one. If it can be realized, I’m willing to go ten years without eating coriander…”
“Get lost, you jerk!” Bu Nana sneered, “You don’t eat coriander in the first place!”

😂

“You will all become my employees soon, okay I get it. Whoevers’ stuff this is, come take it away.”
Qi Zui squinted, taking a closer look, “What in the world, who threw in Lao Kai’s back pillow? Why don’t you just give me his dentures while you’re at it?”

Did they run out of ideas? 😂

Every two steps he walked, he swayed twice, and his tone was vague, “I’m up…I really fucking managed to get up…”
The six captains were finally gathered together, and He Xiaoxu could not stand it anymore. He took a bottle of moisturizing spray to spray the group of vampires.

It's not easy getting up at 7am when you're a vampire.

Qi Zui: The fans are young and too innocent, they might not be able to tell right from wrong in a moment of folly. I’ll help set down an official CP, to ensure a correct understanding of facts.

ML needs to stake his claim, stat.

The struggle.. I’ll have to put this one aside as well. Will try to pick something else.

FOG author!! HELLO WHY DIDN’T I KNOW. I just read the first few pages to make sure I can get into it before announcing on GR And guess what? I was hooked the moment I read “ he’s not a relative, but my ex” exes? Forced proximity? Tension? YES PLEASE

yu yang is sooo cute ☹️ he’s my baby fr