Status Updates From Choosing Theo (Clecanian, #1)

“When Clecanian boys turn seventeen… half of the time is spent in husbandry school… As you know, there are many more males than females here. The way our society decides who’s deserving of a wife and child is based, in part, on their grades in husband school.”

☠️ This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my life.

And he’s convinced that she’s there to spy on him (because no woman has ever found him attractive on account of his scars, so that HAS to be the only reason she chose him) and he thinks a-ha! I know what will show me that she’s a spy, a surprise visit from pet Cebo… but Cebo is a dog, Cebo instantly loves Jade and she instantly loves him too!!!! 🤭🤭🤭

When she’s talking about his scars and says she wants lick them, not thinking he can understand her, and he says “IS THAT SO?” OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! I am screaming 😮‍💨🫠

Kinda obsessed with this book