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‘What do you mean she’s still not conscious?! Let me in that ward! […]”
* Oh, that’s Robards.*
‘OF COURSE I CARE, SHE’S ONE OF MY TEAM!’
*Oh Robards, you big old softy.*”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Dolohov didn’t look happy, but followed him to the door. ‘How is it possible that you’ve hardly changed?’
‘Why would I change something that’s already perfect?’ Draco asked pleasantly.”

🤣🤣 That is absolutely something Lucius would say

‘Fuck his leg is actually a bit stiff, I always thought the cain was just for show.’ He frowned, shaking his left leg.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣

‘Do you want to talk about this morning?’ She said carefully.
‘Fuck no. I have done the most emotionally responsible and healthy thing, and pushed it down deep enough for it not to be a problem until it next resurfaces in about five years time, so let’s not talk about it anymore.’

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‘Of course I fucking love you, you emotionally manipulative, pathetic, waste of space.’ Malfoy snapped hatefully.”

I felt this deep in my soul

“*God, the world is such a joke.*”

As an American, I wholeheartedly agree

‘Potter and his *fucking* cloak. What’s the point of a sneaky cloak if you jump out of it?!’ He said furiously.”

I know we’re supposed to be serious but “sneaky cloak” 🤣

‘Yes. What the fuck is going on with you and Draco?’
‘Oh my god Blaise go away. I’m at work.’
‘If you think it’ll help I’m happy to flirt with you in his presence.’ Blaise offered.”

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