Status Updates From Slow Pitch

“Tim.... Tim’s afraid,“ she said, her voice softening. “He’s not sure he’s going to be here for long, you know? And when I get older.... Tenner was supposed to be our comfort in our old age, you know?”

That... is why you had a kid?! Sounds like a pet turtle would have been the better choice!

That killed the book for me; Ross is a fucking asshole and I’m done! This author writes really fucking weird sometimes and some MCs really need major character adjustments! The only series that I will stick with by this author is the Fish Out of Water series, which is ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL, WONDERFUL, MAGNIFICENT! But aside from that series WHICH I WILL ALWAYS DEVOUR, I am done with this author’s other books!!!!!

// It seems the author has an innate dislike for women as a whole BC every female character I’ve come across in her books has always been a raging cunt! It’s like there is an almost morbid hatred that shines through the pages because the women in this book are bitches, exhibit A: Nina!!
Still, there’s A LOT of raging women cunts to write about in the world, so I cannot blame the author at all whatsoever 😬!!!

// Also I’m going to get this out-of-the-way because I don’t plan on raging throughout the book where Nina is concerned, I want zero bullshit where she is concerned, and I have absolutely zero plans of allowing her any redemption! It sounds like she was born a raging cunt and she’ll die a raging cunt, and I am completely done with her in every capacity in this book!!! Done!!!!!!

// I don’t give a damn about her being human/flawed and all that bullshit fucking nonsense!! If she’s a raging fucking cunt and a massive bitch, then that’s completely unacceptable and unforgivable, and I want to hear nothing about it! Anyone can fuck right off with any sympathy toward her! There better not be any bleeding heart mumbo-jumbo here cause I’ll be pissed! From the get-go Nina can fuck right off!!!

// I can already tell that Nina is going to be a raging cunt! To anyone who argues in her favor, fuck off with talk on being human and flawed and all that fucking bullshit! Nobody has the right or the excuse to be a flaming twat, and if she’s a raging cunt then it’s UNACCEPTABLE, and she better get everything that she deserves!! There better not be any kind of bleeding heart bullshit and nonsense in this book!!!