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zoe
is 92% done
also girls i gotta be so real with you you absolutely should give the police a photo of his face even if implicates you in a crime like girl i think you could play the “HE FORCED ME” card seeing as he just tried to fully kill you both
— Apr 24, 2026 04:19AM
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zoe
is 92% done
her discovering she wants to be an EMT during a time that she should NOT be thinking about it
— Apr 24, 2026 04:18AM
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zoe
is 67% done
but apparently i am the only one who thinks that its not like dorian gray
— Apr 23, 2026 11:43AM
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zoe
is 67% done
i have to be so honest this is nothing like the picture of dorian gray besides like maybe nico is lord henry? i guess beauty plays a part in this but it’s not like that’s it? it’s kinda only talked about twice?
— Apr 23, 2026 11:42AM
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zoe
is 65% done
this is all so??? worse case scenario??? and also so dramatic? haven’t they only been dating for like ?? 2 weeks??
— Apr 23, 2026 11:34AM
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zoe
is 54% done
i no longer trust nico because it feels like he is using mick and like is gonna push her to the edge
— Apr 23, 2026 07:58AM
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zoe
is 50% done
i gotta be real, the plot taking off 50% in is kinda crazy
— Apr 23, 2026 06:30AM
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zoe
is 40% done
three days into dating and they literally are toxic as hell
— Apr 23, 2026 05:16AM
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zoe
is 10% done
queer people not mentioning the movie pulp fiction challenge: level impossible
— Apr 22, 2026 05:53AM
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zoe
is 6% done
tbh why do all queer books have them meet organically and never talk about if they are gay are not? like idk most queer people i know never assume someone is queer. so how do we always end up with “we hung out and kissed” without establishing anything
— Apr 22, 2026 05:49AM
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