Status Updates From Wicked Lies Boys Tell

“We’re Penn and Cope,” I tell him, with a peck to his lips. “Best
fucking friends. Like always. Two tornadoes. But instead of bouncing off
each other and wreaking havoc alongside the other, we’ve become one.
Unstoppable.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THATS SO CUTE

(i think i love this book)

“Do you whack off to thoughts of me?”
AHHH THE ARROGANCE IS A TURN ON