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Henry is dumber than a box of waffles, isn't he.

drugs is whatever, but u stealing everyone you meets meds im gonna say u got a problem

it's good he's finally got people to talk to. the group is pretty key in the pinks books, so i was getting worried.

So the writing is excellent, the mystery is great... but the MC is an idiot, and not the type of idiot you look at fondly while shaking your head with a slight smile. More of a I want to punch you in the eye kind of idiot. He actually reads like a YA character - he's 24, so it's close enough... and I don't like reading YA 😒

“I’m not a Christian,” I told him while Nana Cole fumed next to me.

“Nonsense. Your grandmother’s a Christian and your mother’s a Christian. That makes you a Christian.”

“Is it a congenital disorder?”

I kind of hate the MC so far, but this made me laugh.

This story is surprisingly political but in a good way (I guess)

This book is really fun. I don't know whether I'm rooting for "Mooch" or not

LOLOLOLOL "Mooch" is hilarious

... I’m sure you know how this happens, one day we looked at each other and bam… everything changed.”

I had absolutely no idea what that was like and I wasn’t sure I wanted to. Vinnie was my friend precisely because I would never look at him and feel any sort of bam.

Oh for fuck's sake. How do you tease me like that book?