Status Updates From Jane Goes North

"That dress was an inch shorter, you’d have to powder another set of cheeks.”😁

“I have neither permit or gun. I loathe them, but I can bluff the sh*t out of a wild hog if it comes to it. But you two, I trust. Besides, I think I can whip at least one of you in an unfair fight and make it not worth the other’s effort.”😆

“They had been in the wrong place, wrong time. I just wanted to go to a g*damn wedding, Jane told herself, and here I am in a cattle truck heading into domestic servitude, and who knows what all else.”

“I think we all believe certain b*llshit. True love. Magic numbers, astrological signs. Maybe we have to. Or some of us have to. I met a man that wasn’t worth the toilet paper to wipe his ass, and I insisted to myself that he was better than he was, and that what I was seeing daily was not the real him, like the real him was hiding in the bathroom.”

“She had run naked as an ancient Olympian down into the creek behind where the church then stood, through the woods, and to her house while the cops were still working their way out of their cars. She was so fast she had watched them through her living room window as they came up to the reverend, who was wearing his pants backwards”🤣