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That same afternoon, he came across a guide book to Switzerland at a second-hand shop, distracting him from further reading. He noticed also that he could no longer recall the source of his frustration with the book here under review.

He discovered that the abundance of clingfilm is, indeed, explained.

At some point, he set the book aside. He'd remember it and then he'd forget it again. He blamed busyness, he blamed the pandemic. The truth of the matter was that while he remained willing to uphold Roy Orbison in Clingfilm as ranking alongside Letters to Wendy's as being among the greatest works of literature in the English language, he had just grown bored. Some plot device had set him off and he wandered away.