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“I liked you better when the only thing you believed in was Bette Midler.”😊

“I’m not going to start sleeping with women just because you think it would be cool to be fuck cousins.” “Well, that settles it. You’re a horrible friend.”

Women are good at sharing their dinners, their outfits, their tampons and their opinions. What they’re not good at sharing is men.”

“What did you buy?” I asked. “The Persian Boy.” I smiled. He did have a sense of humor. That was nice to know since he hadn’t shown it much.

“Are you going to see him again?” I shrugged. “He had me write my name and number on his arm.” “That’s romantic,” she shouted in my ear. “Too bad you don’t have a phone.”

“We want to learn anything we can about his father. Where he goes. Who he sees. What deals he makes.”

“It’s going to be hard for me to find those things out. Those aren’t the kind of things you talk about in bed.”

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"The minute a guy hits the shower you always go through his wallet."
😀 Wendi is a walking manual.