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Alyssa Lynn
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This is cracking me up HAHAHAHAHA!!! Loving it so far!
— Nov 20, 2019 07:15PM
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Renegade ♥
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I'm just rinsing the shampoo out of my hair when the shower door clicks open.
And Jesus almighty, it's her.
Wearing nothing but a smile.
"Want some company?" She arches a brow coyly in an open invitation.
[...]
"Get in here." I pull her into the steamy shower and press her against the tile wall. She asked for it, so she's bloody well getting it, and I'll be damned if I waste any more time on my integrity.
*LOL*
— Jan 28, 2019 09:32PM
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And Jesus almighty, it's her.
Wearing nothing but a smile.
"Want some company?" She arches a brow coyly in an open invitation.
[...]
"Get in here." I pull her into the steamy shower and press her against the tile wall. She asked for it, so she's bloody well getting it, and I'll be damned if I waste any more time on my integrity.
*LOL*
Renegade ♥
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"You played the sax?"
"Yep. First chair." [There] were only two sax players in the band. She doesn't have to know that though. Let her think I was the Kenny G of Broussard, Louisiana.
"Will you play for me sometime?"
I shrug. "Yeah, okay...sure."
"I think musicians are sexy."
"Is that right? In that case, did I mention I can also play 'Oh Susanna' on the harmonica?"
She jabs me in the ribs with her elbow, laughing.
— Jan 28, 2019 09:14PM
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"Yep. First chair." [There] were only two sax players in the band. She doesn't have to know that though. Let her think I was the Kenny G of Broussard, Louisiana.
"Will you play for me sometime?"
I shrug. "Yeah, okay...sure."
"I think musicians are sexy."
"Is that right? In that case, did I mention I can also play 'Oh Susanna' on the harmonica?"
She jabs me in the ribs with her elbow, laughing.
Renegade ♥
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"Are you ready?" [He] flashes me a dazzling smile.
Loaded question, that. "Yeah we should probably get going [...]." What I'd rather do is keep him here all to myself. Do a little rockin' around the Christmas tree. Maybe let him stuff my stocking. Deck my halls. I could go on and on with the seasonal clichés, but I'm starting to sound like a perv even to myself.
Fa la la la la...la la la la.
— Jan 28, 2019 08:41PM
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Loaded question, that. "Yeah we should probably get going [...]." What I'd rather do is keep him here all to myself. Do a little rockin' around the Christmas tree. Maybe let him stuff my stocking. Deck my halls. I could go on and on with the seasonal clichés, but I'm starting to sound like a perv even to myself.
Fa la la la la...la la la la.
