Status Updates From The Facetiae

- Dad, I'm hungry.

- Hi, hungry, I'm Dad .

" - Do you have any children ? "

" - Yes, one of each : a fool and a daughter ".

Poggio, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, man !

" Nature has, this year, produced several different monsters in different places ".

One is at the Élysée, but no one notices it. Or everyone.

" Why , " enquired a man of his wife, " the pleasure being equally shared by both in coitu, is it rather the men who solicit and pursue the women, than the women the men ? " - And very right too," she replied, " we are always ready and disposed for the business; not so with you. What would be the use of our asking you, when you are not prepared ? "

Incredible. A Benny Hill of the Medici clan generation.