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Leonardo
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Victory lap part two. I didn’t realize Grendel had a dragon-skin purse.
— 2 hours, 19 min ago
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Max
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Bro, Beowulf didn't give a shit, but he didn't want to be reclassified as MIA, so he decided to fillet Grendel's mother.
— 11 hours, 49 min ago
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Christy
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Had to find an audiobook. The Seamus Heaney version is SO much better...
— Mar 03, 2026 05:30PM
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