Status Updates From Madonna in a Fur Coat

These two deserve each other I wish they would shut up but I get it I have been 24 before

"Ever since boyhood, I’d feared wasting any happiness that came my way; I’d always wanted to save some of it for later. This had caused me to miss many opportunities."

"We’d sit there together, looking at the painting. But still you didn’t recognize me, even though you’d turn your head from time to time, to glance at this stranger who was ruining your concentration."

"I had yet to learn that nothing in this world can ever match the marvels that we conjure up in our own minds"

"When I saw how she was incapable of voicing her true feelings, and how fear and envy contrived to suppress everything about her that was deep and strong, and beautiful – I saw myself"

"If ever I met a woman I found attractive, my first thought was to run away."