Status Updates From Ms. Koizumi Loves Ramen Noo...

Ch5: rice in ramen, wouldn't the rice get super soggy from the juices? He won't eat garlic because he has to go to work? Is he talking directly in people's mouths? Why should it matter? Oof more college guys noticing a teenager, and openly stared at her. Her rice looks better than theirs.

Ch4: dang she out eats middle school boys! Thou that was another HUGE mountain of ramen, I'd never be able to eat half of it. Convenience store ramen, doesn't seem fancy enough for her. Boutique cups of ramen? Ok nvm, very fancy.

Ch3: shes still stalking her. Good music is a must in a restaurant, thou you're there with someone so probably will talk over the music. All you can eat bean sprouts! Do bean sprouts actually help you absorb less fat?? If so I need a lot of them. Also stinks that these teenagers are on a diet and are worried about fat absorption. Oof then they're getting cake afterwards, maybe not on a diet.

Ch2: she doesn't need men, just ramen, but maybe it's weird to tell the boys that, also yuck boys who said they didn't care and will still pursue her. Hipsters going to a western restaurant, interesting, and she's outside of it? Scandalous! What did she think was gonna happen, a gang bang? Of course it's ramen related!

Ch1: ramen at 645am? Seems way too early for that. Um excuse you sir, you best not be noticing a teenager as you are in college. She smelled like died sardines?! Is that good?! I didn't know cold ramen was a thing, and it's served in a sundae cup, how cute. Ice cubes in the ramen?! She can speak German?