Status Updates From Let's Put the Future Behind Us

"...Russia is the land of opportunity. After parking and locking my car I removed the windshield wipers, the side-view mirrors, and the hood ornament and stored them in the trunk, out of reach of passing hooligans."

"...Russia is the land of opportunity. After parking and locking my car I removed the windshield wipers, the side-view mirrors, and the hood ornament and stored then in the trunk, out of reach of passing hooligans."