Status Updates From Dooku: Jedi Lost

somehow, even when decidedly unhinged, dooku is a better dad to qui-gon than qui-gon is to obi-wan

i cannot believe dooku introduced his padawan qui-gon to shibari. thank you, disney 🙏🏻 forgive me, mr mouse, i was not aware of your game

i am not normal about this man

i'll be honest, in between the champions league, bridgerton, darth maul shadow lord, euphoria, orthodox easter and my birthday, idk when my bf & i are gonna find the time together to finish this! so i might just ditch him and listen on my own ☠️ you don't understand my dedication to THEE master of makashi

13 yo dooku attacks a fully grown jedi master bc he suspected she was a sith lord. AND it appears he sort of kicks her arse?? there is a non-negligible amount of panting involved. then he imprints on her like a baby duck. in a completely normal chain of reactions. (listen, i've seen the fanart and she is 🔥)

surprisingly enjoying this! never been a huge fan of dooku from the movies but this gives him some much needed depth

listened to about an hour of this and it's so extra. dooku electrocutes ventress in his throne room for funsies then starts to recount his life story (no one asked). what if your grandad was a sith lord and wanted to bond with you.