Status Updates From The Finality Problem (Warlo...

This strange ignorance of one’s own allure—whether it appears in male or female—is enough to drive most eligible suitors mad with frustration and desire. When the jailor let us in, James was slouching smoulderingly against the back wall of the cell. “Oh… hello…” I said, then, “Forgot what I was going to say for a moment… Ah!"

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"No teleporting.”
He gave a wounded sniff. “You are no longer the boss of me, Watson.” He then took a moment to digest his own words and added, “I mean… and you never were.”
“No teleporting.”
"Fine,” he said, and turned on his heel.

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Dang.