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New audiobook that I started on my way into work today it’s gonna be quite a long while it’s 20 hours long, which is awesome!

Afterthoughts pt.7:

There’s so much more I could say about this, and I might come back to do so at a later point, but probably not because I plan to fully immerse myself in the rest of the series as promptly as possible so I’ll see you in the next one, lad! Overall I’m giving this book a 5/5 because it did everything I needed it too and I didn’t stop enjoying it for a single second. Amen and Godspeed 🫡

Afterthoughts pt.6:

There were some spelling and grammar errors here and there, but as an avid fan fiction reader, I just made note of them and moved on. Couldn’t care less to be honest.

Speaking of fan fiction, this was written in the exact style and tone and with the exact sense of humour that I write my fanfics with. It was so wildly up my alley it’s hard to even fathom it.

Afterthoughts pt.5:

As for the bad guys, I loved the Darks as people, Tina as Sam’s mortal enemy, and to be honest I just kinda felt bad for Justin. I didn’t really understand the whole arranged marriage thing considering Anthony didn’t really strike me as the type, but I guess you never know.

Afterthoughts pt.4:

I related very strongly to Sam’s struggle with Ryan as I struggle with the same obliviousness and heartache that he does, which was both frustrating and humbling at the same time. Also loved all the side characters — seriously, all of them, from Gary, Tiggy, and Ryan, to Mama and Moishe, to the King and Morgan and Sam’s parents, to Kevin and Randall and, hell, even Justin (kind of).

Afterthoughts pt.3:

Okay I waited till the next morning idgaf. Just know I finished it on the 9th of Jan ‘26 at abt 10pm

Anyway, I *really* enjoyed this book. It was fun, adventurous, hilarious, an all round good time, and I couldn’t put the fucking thing down for the life of me.

I also really liked being able to make notes in the book while reading it. First time doing it, super convenient.

Afterthoughts pt.2:

All the characters were super fun and entertaining — even the bad guys were sick.

All bases were covered (in every sense of the phrase), and overall this book properly did it for me. I was obsessed!

I’m pretty exhausted rn and wish Goodreads had a way to leave private reviews on books so I could go to sleep now and do this in the morning but alas. We shall do it now.

Afterthoughts pt.1:

Dude!!! This book was a fucking *blast!!* Seriously, a shit ton of fun. Had me giggling incessantly and I genuinely could not put it down once I was properly into it — which took all of two pages.

Like, I’m serious. I haven’t been this enthralled in a book in years and I am not exaggerating (I mean I have been in a bit of a reading slump for years but you get the point).

Okay I finished the book — currently trying to figure out how to sync Goodreads to my kindle so you can see all my annotations. I’ve found it’s way easier doing them there than copying it all over to here. But anyway, I’ll do my little afterthoughts bit quick, and then I’ll figure out how to connect everything. Brb!

“Do you think he realises we don’t care?” Gary asked me. He sounded really bitchy when he said it, but if you were a hornless gay unicorn, you’d be bitchy too.

What the fuck have I gotten myself into 🤣

Ohhhh I’m looking forward to this one.

I’m a huge T.J. Kline fan, but I despise this after only one chapter.

THESE CHAPTER TITLES ARE INSANE IN WHAT CONTEXT COULD THIS CHAPTER EVER BE TITLED “PLEASE DONT MAKE MY NIPPLES EXPLODE”

“You just said you were going to get so much gold that you weren’t going to be able to carry it,” I said.
“So how are you going to move it if you can’t carry it?”
“Oh,” Lartin said. “Well, shit.”

MY GOD AUSHJDLFKADKF