Status Updates From Get Out of Bed You Scurvy Dog!

Now that we've got the pirates, this feels purely like a retread of Treasure Island.

So far, based on Thomas' narrative voice, I think "wacky" is meant to equal one of the following: precocious, pretentious, or precociously pretentious.

Also, even the rudest teacher I had wouldn't have asked me about a zit by calling it an "ugly thing protruding from your nose" - but I will admit to being lucky in the teachers I had.