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wtf type of cliffhanger was that

fuck it I only cared about reading challenge aesthetics for a total of two hours I need my comfort alien porn

istg I'm putting this on pause so it's not the first book I finish in 2022

also why tf do they keep pulling quills (hair) out of each other's heads lmao

'Ettrian is standing outside, obviously waiting for me to return. Without a second thought, I drop my bounty onto the forest floor and lash out at my twin, slamming my foot hard into his chest.'

literally laughed out loud (at work) at this part ahaha idk why but it's just really funny to me

I know it's alien culture but the human in me is screaming over the fact that they're twin brothers ready to "mate" the same female at the same time like I can accept and acknowledge A LOT but incest has me running for the hills smashing banjos left and right into splinters

*side eyes the fact that the two bros in here are literally bros*

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Just…no…no more…NO MORE OF THIS STUPID FUCKING SHIT. AND THIS DUMBASSSHIT AUTHOR WRITING CHARACTERS I HATE THIS FUCKING BOOK.

I ran out of room bc of the character limit so…

Just needed to say this is fucking disgusting. And I’ve read some fucked up shit…this was just over the line weird, and I was already willing to put up with the blurb saying the two main male characters would hate on the female mc for being buttfuckin ugly, even ignored how this started off, (I was already skim reading this shit).

^ oh and to add, that line was given after the main character had a “moment” with this little orphan girl she was trying and failing to adopt…

I’m not sure what’s worse…authors using lines that involve ovaries to express their characters’ arousal for a male character…or like here, where she uses it in connection to a little girl she wanted to and again, Failed, to adopt. Smfh.

Yet another one I already know is going to end up being utter shit.

Here is a line from this “book”…
“Woah, there ovaries. Calm down.”
…what else is there to say about the rest of this mess and the author who wrote it…

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Biiiiiiiiiiiitchhhhhh get the fuck outta here