Status Updates From Kings of Quarantine (Brutal...

Slow progress because my husband keeps talking to me while I’m trying to listen

“It was half tempting to sneak down and join in with their initiation party. Aside from the fact they’d clearly recognize me and either want me to fuck off or socialize with them and I don’t want sure which was worse.”
“I missed my frat house brothers. They knew how to party”

IM SO WEAK! This is their P.E teacher who I believe is going to be part of the reverse harem… what’s happening???? LOL

LOLLL what is happening? Why is everyone so horny all the time?? Listen - the twisted sisters are pro’s at writing some cringe worthy content that I EAT up everytime but this... It’s like they just wanted to write a series about a virus (bc they wrote it during COVID) while wanting to give some comedic relief, plus their typical bully romance style, and add the worst FMC alive. I’m cracking up what is this??

“His mouth pressed to my ear and made my gut knot with tension. “In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit. Hallowed be thy fucking name.”

He shoved my head back under the water and fear took me hostage as he held me down, longer and longer. My ears popped and my lungs burned. I was going to die. This psycho was going to fucking kill me.”

Okay so Saint is fucking annoying

Calling your daughter Tater-Tot as a nickname for Tatum is such a dad but also guy thing to do 😂 😂

How did I NOT know about this series!!! God I missed the twisted sisters so bad.