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The air quotes are doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Looking around and seeing no one, he clamped the handle of the umbrella between his shoulder and neck, then, in front of the tombstone, he crouched down in a strange position and began peeling the onions. While peeling them, his tears rolled down his face. "Chenli, how could you bear to leave me here alone?"

Not the onions 🤣 I'm wheezing

Expressionlessly, Xiao Han sat at the dining table and watched the butler Xian Fu bring up the dishes for breakfast. Using the same actors, was this a TV drama?

No transmigration budget.

I would have given in for sure because of your desperate clinginess and your emotional blackmail. Never because you’re a devoted loyal dog that’s also tall, handsome and rich, mind you!
How could you die like this?! Now that you’re dead, who’s going to make me secretly pleased by getting into jealous fights with side dudes 1, 2 and 3? This isn’t how the script is supposed to be!

Roll credits.

The first chapter was amazing lol
Now I'm just angry

‘as for guilt… What was that? Could it be eaten?’

I love thisss 😂

‘Hey hey bro, don’t do this. Who wants to do anything to you? You think you’re Helen of Troy? That any man in the world would want to fuck you after seeing you?’

The way i snortedhghghg

His response was very quick, greeting him, “Hey, we’ve met again in this life, McDonald’s!”

Hold on… Who the heck is McDonald’s!

I’m dying wtf 😂

“Always looking so fragile, were you a chicken wing in your previous life? Even if you finally decided that you still prefer KFC, you don’t have to run to McDonalds and shout, hey, give me a chicken wing! Have you ever considered the feelings of McDonalds, huh?!”

THE WAY IM CACKLIGNGHGHGH

“grabbing Zhuo Fan by his hands, Prince Wen dragged the unconscious man away like a sack…”

I’m deceased 😂