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"Since they've most likely been talking with Corbin’s family that successfully raised four kids with three dads and a mom," CJ said.
“Corbin has three dads?” Aleks asked, surprised.
“Yep, and they’ve all been together with his mom since before his oldest sister, Rebecca was born.”

I'd kissed Aleks on the cheek, thanking him and also silently sticking to my determination not to favor Emerson's team. Then I laughed out loud as he pointed to his other cheek in demand. I indulged him and kissed it as well but had to draw the line when he pointed to his lips.

“What’s a bloke got to do to get a decent cup of coffee around here?”
He looked around the empty room.
wasn’t much in the way of furniture other than a couple of dark green armchairs.
“I can see the question in your eyes, love. Just ask.”
“What color are those ch—"
“Not,” he stressed, “That question.”
I opened my mouth and then closed it. Then I said, “I thought you would like tea.”

Whoa,” I said. Then I frowned. “Not again,” I groaned, closing my eyes.
“What?” Corbin asked from somewhere in the backseat. “Callie, what’s wrong?”
I pointed out the open door, nearly hitting CJ in the face because my depth perception was off. “Double-vision. Again.” I stopped, catching a whiff of oranges. “Oh, no, wait. Never mind. There’s actually two of them.”

Should’ve aimed for the wheels

AHAHAHAH there all gonna crash the date

"Love."
I didn't look up, even when he raised his fingers to one of my wrists.
"Callie," he said softly. He put a finger under my chin, lifting my face. “Come on, pet. Let me see those lovely eyes of yours.”
I looked up. “I’m not a pet.”
That’s adorable