Status Updates From Loki: Where Mischief Lies

I really want to dnf right now

“You’re the thief your father has been looking for.”}

That I didn’t expect!

{“Yes, that’s called manners. There’s a difference between being sneaky and being well behaved.}

this is funny

{“As far as I know, there are no documented cases of humans rolling their eyes out of their heads. Observe.” He did it again, even more dramatically this time, with his whole head.}

“You’ll waste your life on what could and should and would have been,” Mrs. S. interrupted.

!!

“Any final questions you want to ask the spirits?” she said, and her eyes flicked to his mouth.

“May I kiss you?” he asked.

“I just wish you thought bigger.” She pressed her forehead into his shoulder. “Promise you’ll raise me along with your living-dead army when you conquer Asgard, won’t you? I would hate to miss the fun.” She said it lightly, but he felt the sting of it,

He truly had an unbelievable number of freckles. Loki had never seen anything like it. It might have looked garish on another man, but somehow it just made Theo’s face more interesting. A starry sky that could be studied for years and still there would be constellations left unnamed.

Theo rolled his eyes and reached for his glass, mumbling around the rim. “Your father didn’t mention what a pain in the ass you would be.” “You followed me here,” Loki said.
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“Guess you can’t use the name, then. She’s already claimed it.