Status Updates From Full Moon Fever (Goosebumps...

I mean, I was thinking that if this guy was a doctor BEFORE moving to the woods 70 years ago, his son would probably be gray-haired himself.

"I had no way of knowing that the real horror was just beginning."

We're 3/4 of the way through the book. This next chapter better be pretty dang horrific if you're gonna make that claim.

Page 39: "But the backs of my hands and arms were covered in thick, bristly BLACK fur."

Page 74: "He tugged at the thick BROWN fur on my arm."

"I—can't believe we fell for it."

Me, neither. That joke didn't even make sense in the context of the story he told you.

"For some reason, that struck both Alesha and me funny, and we started laughing."

Missing an "as" there.

"For some reason, that struck both Alesha and me funny, and we started laughing."

Missing an "as" there.