Status Updates From The Ghost of Ellwood (Ivy G...

My heart fucking breaks for Theo and Harvey

This man lowkey has no survival instincts.

1. A house with 6 rooms, Victorian at that, is going for barely over $100k, and he doesn’t think to ask why??

2. The owner of the house he bought refused to go near the house and he just…, doesn’t question if further ?? 🤣💀

Maybe it’s cause I know the pressure of the book but damn. No survival instincts. And he’s a horror writer? 💀

“You’re a better person than me,” I said. “After what he did to you, I was glad he went out the way he did. I only wish he would’ve suffered more.”

“Benjamin,” Theo chastised, but beneath the shock was a faint smile. “What am I ever going to do with you?”

“Kiss me? Love me?” I licked the spot beneath his ear, reveling in his soft moan.

“Spank you is more like it.”

These two are just TOO adorable!

I choked on a sob and closed my eyes, tears streaming down my cheeks. A field of lavender. That’s why he smelled like that?

I cried like I never had before. I cried for Theo and how his life had been cut too short. I cried for Harvey who never knew what happened to him. And I cried for all the LGBTQ+ kids who were rejected by their parents just for being who they were.

Oh ...

“More, Ben.”

“You’re demanding tonight.”

“I’m being selfish, remember?”

I didn’t know the rules of having sex with a ghost. Did I need a condom? Would he accidentally disappear if he got too excited? It wasn’t like there was a damn book I could read to figure it out. There was always the internet… but I feared the things I’d find if I typed ‘how to fuck a ghost’ into Google.

“You want a drink? I have beer or we can crack open my bottle of Captain Morgan and talk about our exes.”

Snorting, I shook my head. “Nah, I’m good. No need to bring my ex into this and ruin a good evening.”

“What did she do?”

“He,” I corrected. “He cheated on me with my agent.”

Carter’s mouth popped open. “My ex told me he hated pizza. Had to get rid of him for that crime against humanity.”

RIGHT?!?

The human and his ghost boyfriend are fighting and he puts on ghostbusters to spite him. Please i’m dying🤣🤣🤣🤣

Buuuuuddy read! Yay!

"There was always the internet…but I feared the things I’d find if I typed ‘how to fuck a ghost’ into Google."

I absolutely love this book. It's so fucking funny in the oddest ways.