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(11h 33m) I love the aesthetic of this. Lloyd and the angel 8-ball, sitting on the curb outside the remains of this demolished gas station, bloodied, disheveled, and bruised (probably with plaster and glass falling out of his hair) watching the sun rise.
A new dawn, a new day.
They survived.

(11h 54m) "Hey Bubby. I'm sorry he ate you too, I tried man."
🥺
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(11h 42m)"This guy had a way with big words, didn't he?"

I'm sorry, "big words?"
"Do not be so careless, woman. Cages are easy to escape. The creature is not vanquished. Only trapped."

Yes, truly a walking thesaurus.

(12h 7m) He just lept over a counter and totally toddler chomped one the spider's nasty arachnid legs.
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"Remember, true victory will be sweet."

Either we're about to defeat another monster with gas station food (which, valid. It's gas stationfood after all) or Lloyd's about to eat the uber donut and power up like Mario.

(12:10) Well, that ended violently abruptly and rendered the whole act of bringing in the guardians rather pointless. I would have like that op monster versus op monster battle to have lasted longer than a handful of sentences.

It felt like a waste of a move.

(12:51) "That's right, if seen Guardians of the Galaxy."
Can't even blame him, that scenes iconic.