Status Updates From Master Baker

I f#cking love loving you, even when it’s hard.

You’re my kryptonite.

I’m a glowing alien rock?

You’re the only person in the world who can break me.

You wear the same socks all season, and you think a bird eating bugs is disgusting?!

Just because I don’t know who I am doesn’t mean I’m no one.

You’re secretly sleeping with the competition. Own it on camera. Love makes a better show than hate, anytime.

I don’t think she misses the life she didn’t have. She’s too busy enjoying the life she does have.

Oooo! Crossover. Judging this televised bake-off between Grady & Annika are
- the Berger twins (Copper Valley Thruster twins)
- Chase Jett (who’s married to the Berger sister, I think?
- Daisy Carter-Kincaid (from Bluewater series?)

She gives negative fucks. That’s more impressive than zero fucks.

10 minutes? That’s it?

10 minutes is a lifetime for cookies.

I fell hard at 14 and haven’t ever gotten back up.

Baking is like sex: the messier the better. And I won’t object if you use two hands.

I’m not seducing Annika when she’s missing four nights of sleep and under more stress than the bottom of a ten-tier wedding cake.

Pop keeps asking me why I never left Shipwreck or settled down. I didn’t realize until now it’s because I never found anyone worth giving up sleep for. Worth coming in second for. Worth going through life with - the good & the bad, the up & the down, the give & take.

Scotland’s national animal is the unicorn.

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Unicorn shoes. Unishoes?

Shoe-nicorns!

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