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andre aciman trying to signal that a scene takes place in the modern day: i felt like something not quite human and thought about how one can never really return to the past. then i took out my iphone and used the starbucks application to pay remotely. i wished i could pay remotely for [insert bodily fluid] on the bodily fluids app. on my iphone.

Ur problem isnt that u misread signs; all u see r signs 😝😝😜😜

UGH

Sooo cute

Sorry i meant the guy talking abt manfred is so real ugh how romantic

Manfred is so real i cant even lie sorry not sorry

“as i look up at her when she shuts her eyes and im all the way inside her, except that it’s not me, it’s someone else.” OMG