Status Updates From A Galway Epiphany (Jack Tay...

"A young lad is being forced to drink liters of cider by so older boys: What is the term for that?"

I said,

"Business as usual?"

Impish grin, then he said,

"Cider bullying."

"You search in a black dark cave for a candle That was lit Two thousand years ago."

If you ever walk past a nun Immediately

Touch a piece of iron

Or say

"Your nun"

To a passerby

Passing

The bad luck

To them.

(Italian superstition)

A man stepped up to him, offered a T-shirt with the logo

All in all

I'm just another

Prick

With a wall

Keefer said,

"Pink Floyd okay with you nicking their lyrics? Those bands they're precious about copyright."

The guy stared at him, asked,

"Who's Pink Floyd?"

Keefer thought,

The world is mo more fucked than I thought.

Owen grunted, not accustomed to civility, ordered,

"Two pints, two Jameson chasers."

Looked at me, asked,

"For you?"