Status Updates From Eyrbyggja Saga

“Ulfar began twirling his beard. But as soon as he handed over the sword and shield, Spa-Gils took the sword, ran Ulfar through with it, and set off from Ulfarsfell as fast as his legs would carry him in the direction of Kraka Ness”

i think i’m slowly turning into a medieval icelandic peasant because this is hilarious to me