Status Updates From 我不做人了 I'm Not Human

If the baby isn't happy, no one is allowed to be happy. *gunships prime their weapons*
😂🤣

So, so fluffy. I love the cuteness, I love how confused everyone in the universe is, but also... it is best read in like 3-5 chapter spurts. Just kinda gets dull? So fun though when I read 5 chapters, do something else really quick, then come back for another 3 chapters, etc.

"He wanted to explain the snowman in winter. Although he wouldn’t be present, he hoped there would be the snowman Gu Huai made for him. He also wanted to talk about seeing flowers on Tuser. If Gu Huai made a snowman on his behalf during winter at the time, the snowman could see the flowers during Tuser’s winter. Then he could see them as well."

I'm crying 😭😭

"Alves was so simple that he didn’t even have a driver’s license. Meanwhile, Gu Huai was a novice driver with plenty of theoretical knowledge…"

The driving metaphor always sends me when reading Chinese web novels NGL 😂😂😂

"Alves had looked at the required courses on the Star Network such as:

[How to Show Weakness to your Lover]

[How to Make your Lover’s Bottom Line Retreat]

[How to Treat your Lover]

[50 Questions about Getting Along in Love]"

I'm absolutely gagged by these titles 😂😂😂😂

Looking at the cover I expected some cute ghost story or similar transmigration... Boy did I got it wrong 😂