Status Updates From Earth Fathers Are Weird

switching from hurt/comfort to my favourite kink like some serious parkour enthusiast

I was not expecting to go from mpreg to Die Hard, but let’s fucking go. Max, you better pull it off. And let’s hope James can back you up.

“Query. Do does what how Max designate computer to call Darth Vader?”

What. The. Hell. 😭🤣

Pulled the classic: starting at night to read just a little bit before falling asleep and then finally putting the book down at 3:30 AM.

I have already humanized the hell out of Rick so he’s a perfectly good man Savannah. I’m already attached to the babies.
Also, Rick is lowkey a sly dog, trying to seduce oblivious Max.

I forgot how emotional this was. “Don’t be dead” BRB I’m sobbing 😭

This is 5 stars I don’t know why I ever rated it 4. It’s been 5 years and this is still one of my top ten romance books!!