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“Matt wanted to speak. He couldn’t. The last thing he saw was an arm, splattered with his own blood, as the sawtooth edge of a large hunting knife carved around the circumference of his head. With a squelch that signaled the release of suction, it popped open like the lid of a jack-o’-lantern. His brain was slashed into mush. And then the top was placed back on.
Nice and tidy.”
I’m tempted to DNF

“It’s every grandmother’s dream.” Alex raised her palms into sarcastic jazz hands. “A social outcast who screws her granddaughter, ignores her for months, and then illegally obtains her phone number!”
Makani winced. “You know it’s not like that.”
Its exactly like that

I wanna know how they fucked once, she became obsessed, and is now elated that he said he “liked” her

This is pissing me off more than I remember

“Makani exhaled and readjusted her clothing to make sure that she was decent. Unlike her friends, she did have curves.”
She’s not like other girls

I read this book a little while ago, and watched the movie, and I remember liking it. I want a little buffer between Wild Lands and Dead Lands in the Savage Lands Series, so here we go.