Status Updates From COVID-128 (The Lunar Chroni...

everyone play cress' game and be happy abt it or I'll kill u 🔪🔪🔪

kinda fierce that marissa said "yeah I'm giving thorne a podcast and it's gonna be a dupe of mine and what of it?"

I need to queen out with her ugggghhhhhh

andi if u see this, know I will never forgive u and mom for meeting marissa meyer w out me

THORNE BEING A PODCASTER IS SOOOOO REAL AND SUCHHHHH NIGHTMARE FUEL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

not the chloe ting-ification of iko 😭😭😭

yall think scarlet was an avatar the last airbender girl? cos thats peak COVID

iko being a pr rep makes sm sense

lololol. carswell thorne? doing "wholesome entertainment for the masses"? unlikely.

Well, that was weird. Iko and Wolf doing jumping jacks, hamstring stretches, and the cobra pose. Thorne deciding to make a podcast on how awesome he is. Scarlet watching Friends. And the self-awareness of how badly they handled letumosis was really something. I choose to believe this is non-canon because there ain't no way.

i miss the crew so much