Status Updates From The Prince Of Tides

Lowenstein = Rosebud. Really??? Since I was taught as a child that "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" I am going to delete this review shortly.

There is a part of me that just needed to vent about my abhorrence of this book. It is bloated and had so many adjectives used in a bizarre manner, that it made my head ache.

I'm just so happy that it's over. Sigh.