Status Updates From La princesa prometida

(thank you abby for the book and thank you lily for the recommendation ❤️!)

Already obsessed. Excellent comedy!

"But," Buttercup said then, trying for frivolity, "thus far, the unalloyed fact that shines out is this: we have only kissed."
   "What else is there?" Westley asked. He touched his lips lightly to her cheek. "Surely there could be nothing more?"
   This was somewhat disingenuous on his part, because he had been King of the Sea for several years, and, well, things happened.

'Inigo was in Despair.
    Hard to find on a map (this was after maps) not because cartographers didn't know of its existence, but because when they visited to measure its precise dimensions, they became so depressed they began to drink and question everything, most notably why would anyone want to be something as stupid as a cartographer?'

'True, he [Fezzik] had climbed the Cliffs of Insanity, but that was different. He'd had a rope to hold on to so he knew which way to go, and he'd had Vizzini insulting him, which always made the time pass more pleasantly.'