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She’s just so bad at writing characters with any chemistry

I’m with Selina don’t marry this man. He’s so fucking gullible and rude

I feel like this book is making me stupid

“And a very agreeable hour it was,” his wife told him mischievously, looking remarkably like her daughter in that instant. <- half this book has been about how UN-mischievous Selina is??????? Whomst???

Okay well you can’t just go around ripping peoples dresses to test their reaction. Thats shitty.

My hot take is that it’s perfectly fine to have a list of things you wish for in a partner you’re going to marry, because it would be fucking awful to marry someone and *then* try and force them to conform to a list of qualities. If a man wishes to stay a bachelor because nobody fits his requirements then so be it??? Stay mad girls

I know in my heart this author has never read a villainess rofan and yet she’s nailing every plot beat. Girl your cousins in light novels want your number!