Status Updates From Eat Them Alive

Alright taking another break bc this one is like

Gross and overwhelming

You have GOT to stop saying "jerked it off" about limb removal man

As pulp horror goes this isn't terrible

It would just be better if it was like the creature feature b movie stuff I expected and not The Author's Obvious Vore Fetish

See Dyke is definitely meant to be an unlikeable protagonist it's just kinda weird that he's both unlikeable and also a vehicle for the author's obvious vore fetish

Okay well bugs react to toxins differently than mammals usually but go off

This book is very strange because it's definitely a fetish book (you cannot write about how the protagonist is sexually aroused watching giant bug eat a man without it being a fetish book) but it doesn't feel like the author knows that

This feels racist but I don't know enough about indigenous Colombian groups to be sure

So like do you think the author KNOWS he wrote a hard vore fetish book?

"I like people eating the best of all"

Bro 😭

It jus keeps going

What the fuck is happening

Describing a chin as "never repentant" is hilarious

It's like the inverse of the author's poorly disguised fetish

Yeah this is just a fetish novel pretending to be horror

I was expecting like B Movie tier creature horror I was not expecting Fetish Novel 😭

Author do me a favour and look up "hard vore" real quick

"But now I have something to live for because I love to watch a man be eaten by a monster"

Dyke I know they took ur penis but u good man?

"Delicious disbelief"

Yuck

Why is the audiobook narrator British is the author British? They keep talking about the US why is it British

An American man named Dyke is CRAZY

IS THIS CHARACTER NAMED DYKE???