Status Updates From Evelina

Wow I’m done. I can’t believe this was Jane Austen’s favorite novel. I’d have to agree with the misogynists I think Austen is way better! Maybe I’m not looking at it right. I think Austen’s stories are better but maybe Evelina is a more cutting social commentary? Evelina did feel a lot more helpless due to the various behaviors of the men around her. She had 0 agency. Maybe this is the msg Austen liked?

Also isn’t the dad a piece of shit?! Why are they so solicitous towards him!! This entire book made no sense to me 😵‍💫

What is this Mickey Mouse plot 😭 in yet more bookish serendipity I just watched return of the Jedi last night and I can’t believe lord Belmont is darth Vader 😭

Bruh. Lord Orwell has the patience of a saint. And so do I for trying to finish this book! I feel like this deserves to be clowned on more by Northanger Abbey than Udolfo. Emily in Udolfo was actually fighting for her life. This girl is driving me crazy. Literally nothing is happening and she’s always freaking out 😭

Evelina is annoying af dude

Gah. This reminds me of the SNL skit on downtown abbey - “were the stakes always this low?!”

que incestuoso todo

The difference between Emily/catherine and Evelina is Evelina is kind of a judgmental jerk 😆

Omg why is the captain psycho. These characters are so weird!!