Status Updates From Rocket Science

This was one immigrant I was suddenly fine with deporting.

BABE??? 😭

He was standing right behind me in a pair of grey sweatpants and a black V-neck T-shirt that showed a few of the tattoos on his chest.

that's literally a lethal combination

that was the hottest kiss on page

LENNON, GIRL, I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASEEEE STOP EMBARRASSING ME 😭

ughhh give me a Sebastian Kincaid rn

bitch imagine being offered to be in the WAGs box, turning it down for the bleachers, and giving the extra ticket to a guy friend, unaware that whom the athlete thinks is a female 😭😭😭😭 id pay to watch it unfold instead of the game. GIVE ME THE TICKETS

im such a sucker for Brit men. making me swoon with those sexy ass accents and love, darling, sweetheart endearments that makes me wanna just @#$£%+;* them

we do NOT allow Boomerang the Cat slander here, sir!

Penises were strange-looking, like some weird one-eyed species of naked mole rat without legs.

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GIRL WTF JUST SHUT YO ASS UPPPPPPPPP AND STOP EMBARRASSING URSELF 😭😭😭😭😭😭

watch me dissolve into nothing if my friend did that