Status Updates From The Gospels: A New Translation

I found the Good News According to Lukas a bit more readable, but I'm excited to be done with the repetitive gospel and get on to the wildly different and weird one

I've now read the Gospels according to Markos (Mark) and Maththaios (Matthew; that is a transliteration of the ancient Greek version of the name; I'm more familiar with the modern Ματθαίος, Matthaios). Honestly, reading the VSI of the New Testament as literature vastly improved my experience. Much of these gospels is non-sequitur scenes of some guy spouting riddles and calling his friends stupid if they don't get it.

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Wtf do you mean amen doesn’t me “I believe” and apostle doesn’t mean “follower” 🫨🫨🫨🫨