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Jasmine
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Nuclear war might be nicer than this heatwave like
— 7 hours, 29 min ago
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Joseph
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Oh, FUCK Vernon's brother. It's one thing if you're too much of a chickenshit to hunt down and murder the people who killed your brother, but giving the asshole his old job back? I hope the three of you rape each other in Hell.
— Jun 22, 2026 01:36PM
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Joseph
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I mean...is your position that trying to rape someone ISN'T a moral lapse?
— Jun 22, 2026 01:34PM
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Joseph
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Three panels in, and this narration is already So Extra.
— Jun 22, 2026 11:31AM
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