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Why does this book feel so long, when it's really not? Somehow, the story develops sooo slowly. Mona just spent 30 pages hiding in a bell tower with hardly anything happening ...

I’m really liking this! Probably not as much as Swordheart but getting 4 star vibes for sure

Love that the sourdough starter has a name 😂😂

Well that’s…quite the way to start the book

Who is TIbbie?

Who is the Spring Green Man?

Oh my! Dead horse head??

How lovely.

Gotta love these chapter endings. XDDDD

"How dare they drag me all the way up here, (REDACTED PART FOR SPOILERSES), and then not give me a ride home?"

Indeed. Most rude of them!!!

I don't trust Lord Ethan for some reason. XD

Very true, my friend. Very true. All too true.

"Frankly an iron skillet would be a lot more dangerous than my magic at the moment. At least I could hit Oberon with it."

I am loving the chaos and humor in this book. 🤣 AND ALSO WHATTT NOOO!!!

WHAT.

Cookies dancing hornpipes.

Rats.
😭
Bob and rats.

Bob.
🤣😭

Even though it's been a year since I started this, it was easy to dive back in again. This time I won't get distracted again, I hope. I like the little Gingerbread Man – reminds me of Shrek.