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Listening to this with the kid during our morning commute. It’s a fun time so far.

I am so bored

“His mouth hung open and his eyebrows were so high they’d vanished under his hair. You’d think he’d never seen anyone ride bread before.”

“The smells coming out weren’t promising, but since the smell coming off me was truly apocalyptic, who was I to judge?”