Status Updates From Candyfreak: A Journey throu...

This really has me googling the nearest cracker barrel (2 hours 🥲) to see if I could buy a valomilk. I'll settle for a five star bar which apparently they might have at the store 5 min from my house we'll see.

Likening a piece of coconut to chewing on a bit of sweetened cuticle is about to ruin my whole day. I guess he would know as a self described nail biter.