Status Updates From Turning Idolater

There is a potentially interesting story here, but the purple prose is getting on the way. Skimming...

Nothing more annoying than people who correct your grammar incorrectly.

IDK, y'all. So far, this one is weird.

One last try. It's getting better.

And also, I would not recommend this book unless you read Moby Dick first.

"I'm only going to tell you about Sprakie and me, because you told me about you and that stalker."
"Flo, and it is Sprakie and I."
"Whatever. If you're going to correct my grammar, what's the use of telling you anything?"

Way overwritten. I haven't decided yet whether it's terrible or brilliant.

This prose is a wee bit purple. I am having trouble engaging. :/

When Sparkie and Flo clash results are hilarious.